Our life is full of surprises. More often, unpleasant ones. But sometimes unexpected events give us the feeling of the vivid life charged with dramatic or humorous incidents.
I love jokes reflecting this side of life, jokes, ending with some unexpected twists for a listener. Just similar to these ones:
Somewhere high in the mountains of Georgia(*) a boy asks his grandfather:
- Granddaddy, how old r u?
- One hundred fifty eight.
- Wow! And you still keep on drinking and smoking?!
- Sure! Otherwise I might never kick off.
(*) - former Soviet republic,situated in Caucasus and famous with its highland long-livers
Stewardess in the aircraft:
- Well, that's all, quiet please…Cool down, cool down, nothing to worry about, it was just an air pocket. What's up? What happened to ya? Relax…give up your armchair, that's OK! Breathe freely…And what about you? Shitted all around? Well, it happens…but now this is all over and done. Yeah, everything is just OK! Well, everybody's cool ? Good boys! Now I must go to check the passengers!
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